5-22-05
Doctor , Doctor, I typed as fast as I could, can you help me can you help me, I hope that you would.
Sure I can help you, But how will you pay, by credit or debit, the American way..
Ill pay you with credit but help me really quick, My baby is crying and hes been really sick.
Ok enter your credit card info and Ill give you advice, by the way, we have a full staff thats on hand and theyre all really nice.
OK, Ive entered my card can you help me out soon, because my son is turning blue and hes choking on a spoon.
Ok hold on while I research the problem that we face, Ill be back very shortly to work on you case..
Doctor I need to know now what to do, His color keeps changing, he's so blue, so so blue.
Were sorry we cant answer quick but good luck with that spoon, Our site just went down and will be up really soon.